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And no question Liberia has gone through very difficult times."

- Speaking with the president of Liberia on October 22, 2008

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- Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

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 |_|  \___/ \___/ \__,_|  \__,_|_| |_|\__,_|  \__,_|_|  |_|_| |_|_|\_\___/

 | |_ / _ \ / _ \ / _` |  / _` | '_ \ / _` |  / _` | '__| | '_ \| |/ / __|

 |  _| (_) | (_) | (_| | | (_| | | | | (_| | | (_| | |  | | | | |   <\__ \

 |_|  \___/ _` | '__| | '_ \| |/ / __|

 |  _| (_) | (_) | (_| | | (_| | | | | (_| | | (_| | |  | | | | |   <\__ \

 |_|  \___/ \___/ \__,_|  \__,_|_| |_|\__,_|  \__,_|_|  |_|_| |_|_|\_\___/

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888        88***        *8        *        8*        *        *

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88        **        *        *

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888                **        *        *        *        *

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Is that all right, if I call you a 'piece of work'?"

To prime minister of Luxembourg,June 20, 2005

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